Another Holiday Gift Idea

Posted: November 21st, 2006 | Author: Ray | Filed under: general | 3 Comments »

Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone? I have just the thing…the limited edition Aquapet.

From the manufacturer:

Talk to her!
Laugh and play together!
Share your secrets with her!
Give her love!
Discover her songs and dances!

You know, it’s for the kids.

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3 Comments on “Another Holiday Gift Idea”

  1. 1 justin said at 3:28 pm on November 21st, 2006:

    looks like one of nghia’s toys

  2. 2 brian said at 5:08 pm on November 21st, 2006:

    am i crazy or does that look like a phallus with a little girl in the shaft?

  3. 3 ray said at 12:17 pm on November 22nd, 2006:

    Overheard at the company’s product unveiling:

    Peter: And now, I’d like to introduce to you this year’s hottest new toy, the Aquapet!!!!

    All: (uncomfortable clapping)

    Bob: Uh Peter, are you sure this is appropriate for children?

    Peter: You bet. They can laugh and play together, share secrets, and give each other love!

    Lisa: It looks like one of the ‘toys’ that Wendy keeps in her desk drawer.

    Wendy: B*tch!

    Peter: I hope the kids love it as much as I do. I love petting my Aquapet all night long.

    All: (uncomfortable silence)

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