Don’t Hassle the Hoff

Posted: July 10th, 2006 | Author: jimmy-hat | Filed under: Sites, general, music | 5 Comments »

I didn’t think things could get any worse with Italy winning the Cup, but I have since changed my mind….

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5 Comments on “Don’t Hassle the Hoff”

  1. 1 James' Bro said at 11:47 am on July 10th, 2006:

    OMG that is so awesomely horrible!! It ranks up there with horrible car wrecks, COPS, UFC, animals with extra appendages, and people with 2″ diameter PVC pipes in their earlobes. You just can’t bring yourself to turn away.

    After spending 2 weeks in Germany recently, I am convinced that he is topping their charts b/c the Europeans have been told the Hoff was involved in a terrible mock-KITT related car accident when he was trying to pick up junior high girls in Gary, Indiana and suffered massive brain damage thus leaving him mentally challenged. Those are pity votes. We’ve got William Hung, they’ve got DH. Either that or he is using KITT to hack into the German pop rock chart database and skew their tallies. Either is more plausible than accepting the stats as reality.

  2. 2 bryan said at 1:04 pm on July 10th, 2006:

    he’s totally the next blog buzz band. you should get him to play friction! like omg! haha.

  3. 3 Beaker said at 1:12 pm on July 10th, 2006:

    in the words of http://www.theburg.tv …

    “w.t. fuck, dude?”

  4. 4 Ray said at 9:40 am on July 11th, 2006:

    “steaming drunk”…
    http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/hoffin_off_pagesix_.htm

    get your t-shirt…
    http://www.stage5.com.au/shop_dh.php?what_category=6

  5. 5 SpaCracker said at 5:04 pm on July 11th, 2006:

    get in my car, baby!
    Love that song… Nghia and I are going to cover it in the next Friction (we’ll pretend it’s an improptu thing, though we’ve been practicing for weeks already). Nghia sings the girls part, of course…

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