Naughty Texas Prince Celebrates

Posted: March 25th, 2005 | Author: Crackers United | Filed under: events, life | 21 Comments »

Today we at CU are taking a break from bringing you the best, because we’re celebrating the Birthday of one of our finest. That person is none other than Christian, aka Prince Harry, aka Beaker, aka Big Red, aka Spit or Swallow or whatever else he likes to call himself these days.

Even Google and Yahoo love him so much they wouldn’t dare show his devilish side.

Happy Birthday. That monkey.

Happy belated Birthday to Patrick.






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21 Comments on “Naughty Texas Prince Celebrates”

  1. 1 Gina said at 12:38 pm on March 25th, 2005:

    happy birthday whorecracker!
    here’s to extra sex tonite!

  2. 2 Mindy said at 12:58 pm on March 25th, 2005:

    Happy Birthday, MONKEY. If you’re lucky I’ll let you beat me at poker tonight.

  3. 3 mr. neal said at 1:32 pm on March 25th, 2005:

    happy birthday honey. uh? didn’t we just do this a couple of months ago?

  4. 4 Beaker said at 2:03 pm on March 25th, 2005:

    i wondered where my swedish-made penis enlarger went…

  5. 5 Mindy said at 3:52 pm on March 25th, 2005:

    Sorry, I borrowed it. I’ll bring it back tonight.

  6. 6 Beaker said at 3:11 pm on March 26th, 2005:

    mindy, your penis is big enough as it is. don’t buy into this “bigger is better” hype…

  7. 7 jandrus said at 8:56 pm on March 28th, 2005:

    Since B-days can be lonely sometimes, I thought I would let you know you are not a-l-o-n-e

  8. 8 pat said at 8:35 am on March 30th, 2005:

    hot date tomorrow night… could i get back the penis enlarger? happy belated.

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